What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
