guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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