i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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