how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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