living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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