When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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