ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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