walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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