Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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