You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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