Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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