Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
