Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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