I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
