bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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