bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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