Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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