Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm jealous of your bromance
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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