In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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