Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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