why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
