I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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