Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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