did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
