He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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