Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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