I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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