Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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