where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Randomize
