I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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