I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
well you can't waste a boner
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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