what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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