i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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