his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm having to shit out rocks
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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