Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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