I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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