Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
