You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
last night I used snow as a chaser
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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