So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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