What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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