I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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