like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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