Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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