Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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