I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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