how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wish my penis had a tongue
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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