Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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