I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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