She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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