Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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